Hulk dolls monster willy

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

And yes, there's a picture!

Heheh. Talk about realism. Only in Amer...Europe.

I HAVE TO GET ONE!! (a doll, not a willy)

New from Toy Biz:

Wanker Hulk (r), complete with removable pants and 27 Points of Articulation.*

Also available as Three-Inch Deluxe Edition, inclusing original WANKER HULK (r) comic book by Brian Azzarello and Richard Corben!!!*

[*: Gamma Ooze (TM) sold separately.]

Geeze, wonder if the doll's to scale....

-Chris C.

Yes, but does it vibrate like the Harry Potter brooms from several years back? (Which were, I believe, recalled.)

'Um, Hulk? Can we talk to you for a moment?' 'No! I'm tryin' to watch the ball game, here.' 'FINE by me. Your TV show bites.'

Jeff Meyer, N.C., N.Q.D.Y. [Not Quite Dead Yet]

© 2003 by Jeff Meyer

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Thank god the movie folks decided to keep the Hulk in pants. Otherwise, we might have found out.