That's all very well and good to talk about Daredevil's cones, but what about his rod? OH NO, IT'S A STRAIGHT LINE! QUICK, PUT IT IN A BUCKET OF WARM SPIT BEFORE SOMEONE TAKES IT!!!11!!
...whereas Aunt May not only gains another 10 years of life, but also develops incredibly strong leg muscles and a taste for whiskey sours.
Sean ('And J. Jonah Jameson finally realizes that little Hitler mustaches are passe'

Smith
Because some things can't be helped