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Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls!
Come one and all to the fabulous! Wonderful! Stupendous! Incredible!
ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS OF SEQUENTIAL ART!!!
Where all our many and varied animal exhibits are taken directly from the pages of comic books!
We have Wolverines!
We have Black Panthers and White Tigers, Grizzlies, Armadillos, Porcupines, Badgers, Timber Wolves, Tasmanian Devils, Gibbons, and Mandrills!
In our luxurious aviary, we have Hawks and Doves, Owls, Robins, Kestrels, Falcons, Shrikes, Mockingbirds, Songbirds, and rare Black Canaries!
In our exotic aquarium, we have Black Mantas, Orcas, Stingrays, Dolphins, Penguins, Tiger Sharks, Eels, and Walruses!
Our world-class herpetarium is home to Cobras, Vipers, Copperheads - so many Serpents there's practically a Society of them!
Our first-rate insectarium has Tarantulas, Yellowjackets, Daddy-Longlegs, Beetles, Flies, Wasps, Queen Bees, Ambush Bugs, and even Leeches and Nightcrawlers!
And, to top off your day, why not visit our tranquil herbarium, where you can admire the Roses and Thorns, the Creepers, the Wolfsbane, the Black Orchids, the Snapdragons, the Deadly Nightshade, and the Poison Ivy?
[Please note that the ZGSA is not a Sideshow, and thus we have no place for half-human, half-beast hybrids, be they Bat-Men, Men-Bats, or any gender of Spider-Human, nor do we house any such mythical Beast as the Sasquatch, the Wendigo, the Goblin, or the Flying Tiger.]
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